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Friday, 27 October 2017

I want a bed like that.


When Harewood House was first built they had a state-room for visiting royalty and the most expensive Chippendale bed ever commissioned. The bed with its green silk has been used twice, once in 1816 for the Grand Duke Nicholas of Russia, a second time in 1835 for the Princess Victoria on a tour of the country she would very soon rule.

I was just about to take a picture of the bed – a golden moment when no one else was in view — when a burst of infectious laughter brought me back to reality, a young black couple behind me waiting to take a picture when I’d done.  The woman studied every aspect of the bed and then posed in front of. “I want a bed like that,” she said.
“I’ll get you one then,” her partner said and both laughed even louder at the absurdity of it all. It lifted the spirits along with the fact that so much beauty and wealth was now being shared – visually at least. No testing the mattress here.




I particularly liked this Chinese themed bedroom . . . 







 . . . as well as the spacious toilet with a ceiling to stare at 





But the room I found most interesting was the one dedicated to the Countess Louise.


Between 1828 and 1848 the Countess Louise had thirteen children with Henry Lascalles, the last one born when she was a grandmother at the age of forty seven.
In between popping out children, the Earl and Countess administered a 50,000-acre estate and several villages. They modernised village houses, supported the local school, established a savings bank and a Literary and Scientific Institute, which included a library and regular lectures. They founded a village cricket club and provided the field still used today, supported a local doctor and gave regularly to the poor.
Nor was the house forgotten, renovated at the cost of £37,000  or £21 million in todays money. And here is where the story becomes a tad bitter and illustrates the futility of sanitising or covering up history like knocking down statues or disguising the provocative legs of a piano with fabric.
Where did the money come from?

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Britain abolished slavery throughout the empire in 1833 but did so at a cost and by the letter of the law. Slaves were regarded as property and confiscation without compensation went against common law. The Lascalles with their large West Indies plantations were compensated handsomely as a result. And everything gelled at that moment, the young black couple enjoying the fruits of centuries, the countess Louise popping out children like there was no tomorrow, along with their manifold good works and house restoration. History is a rich pick and mix, and yes, my reaction might have been a little more mixed had my ancestory been different.

Thursday, 19 October 2017

Harewood House



I love old houses for much the same reason I loved Billy Bunter and stories of public schools, highwaymen and cavaliers as a child. All fed the imagination of one brought up in a grid pattern of red brick terraces. Make no mistake; I loved the streets I grew up in but only after they’d been transformed into gullies and canyons or streets haunted by cold-eyed Gestapo . . . and worse. Now I wander old houses, castles and churches but this time to write rather than read and imagine. A case in point is the Lascelles family who briefly pop up in a yet to be released book.

The Lascelles came over with William the Conqueror and have been kicking around Yorkshire ever since. They're still  there and quite likely will be in the C22nd. They've been around a long time.
In the English Civil war they were for most of the time on the winning side siding with Oliver Cromwell and later sided with William of Orange, the opportunist Dutchman who dethroned James II, the last Stuart king. But it is Henry Lascelles (1690 – 1749) that set the foundations of their subsequent wealth—much of which came from their large sugar plantations in Barbados. Oozing money, Henry Lascelles purchased the Harewood estate in 1738, but cut his own wrists in 1753, going to prove money doesn’t buy everything.

Four years later his son, Edwin Lascelles began building the house that was finally completed in 1771.


In 1784, Edwin’s brother Daniel died childless. Edwin took over his inheritance and thus became the proud possessor of 22 plantations, 27,000 acres in the West Indies and nearly 3,000 slaves. We are talking about £28 million in today’s money added to what he’d already inherited from his father. The house served the Lascelles well until the 1840’s when Henry Lascelles, the third Earl of Harewood, decided that with thirteen children, he needed more space. Second storeys were added to each of the flanking wings to provide the necessary bedrooms. The house as we see it today is the direct result of Henry’s fecundity and the architect Sir Charles Barry.

The very formal parterre and terrace were also added during this period of improvement. 









We walked a lot.

Thursday, 12 October 2017

There is a tide in the affairs of men . . .



'There is a tide in the affairs of men' sounds better as a title than ‘displacement activity.’ I can’t say language has improved over the years. This morning I woke up ready to slip into my usual routine until the realisation that my ‘usual routine’ had gone. I had just finished a book (yet to be edited) It was something I’d been looking forward to – finishing the damn thing – and I had all these other projects seething in the background, shouting out ‘Me next! Me!” These include several short stories and a more serious work on Anthony Trollope. The latter I thought I’d finished until it dawned on me I had yet to read two of his Irish novels, novels that might modify my general thesis. I'm currently finishing Castle Richmond with the Land-Leaguers yet to come.

 So, lots of stuff, but when I woke up I realised I wanted none of it. Not burnout exactly, more a need for breathing time and space – and activity. Above all activity.

This morning I transplanted an ailing Rhododendron bush from its pot into the garden. It had once stood guard over the front door but was appearing steadily sicker as the weeks passed. Each time I slipped the key into the lock I sensed or imagined a stern, reproachful stare. So this morning I wrenched it from it’s  very large pot—no easy thing—dug an even larger hole in the garden and bunged the damn thing  in.


 It still doesn’t look very happy, as you can see but much the same thing happened to its ‘parent’ three years ago, and its transplantation brought it back from the dead. I’m expecting great things.


Next I noticed ivy taking over what we laughingly call a lawn. ‘Bastard,' I muttered and went to it, digging out leaves and stems and leaving a substantial stretch of bald earth. Bulbs have been planted and the baldness re-seeded.


And now, marginally refreshed, I’m blogging about the whole miserable business because, at the moment, it’s the only thing I think I'm capable of. After this I'm off to tidy my desktop and organise an army of photographs, perhaps even cull my inbox of emails read and forgotten. 

As George Harrison said in one of his finest albums, ‘All things must pass.’
Post script:
Just to show my life has a little more excitement than digging holes I've included some more photos from our last visit to the Cotswolds, a small village known as Upper and Lower Slaughter. 

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Lower Slaughter has been inhabited for over a thousand years and is recorded in the Domesday Book as ‘Sclostre’. Its name comes from the old English for ‘Muddy Place’ which is not surprising since the River Eye runs right through the village. In a sense it epitomises the old saying ‘Where’s there’s muck there’s brass’ for nothing has been built or changed there since 1906 and now it’s a honeypot for Japanese tourists and eccentric Englishmen.















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