Saturday, 6 September 2025

Godfrey the Good


One of my childhood cartoon heroes was Noggin the Nog and his eternal struggle with his villainous uncle, Nogbad the Bad. 





Godfrey Charles Morgan


In contrast we have a real-life hero, ‘Godfrey the Good.’ Godfrey Charles Morgan, Ist Viscount Tredegar, Lord Lieutenant of Monmouth, 1831 – 1913, could have stepped from the pages of Anthony Trollope.


He embodied everything that Trollope valued: a profound belief in the responsibilities of landownership, continuity, reciprocal rights and duties; in short, he embodied the ideal of a landed gentleman. 

In his youth he showed valour in the Crimean War, being one of the few survivors of the famed ‘Charge of the Light Brigade.’ 





He attributed his survival to his horse Briggs, later knighted and given the title of Sir Briggs by his grateful owner. Sir Briggs had been a champion racehorse in his day, which allowed him to jump over the Russian cannons, and he continued to race on his return home. Twenty years later, when he died, Godfrey buried him (reputedly standing up) in the grounds of Tredegar House.




Like a true Trollopian hero, Sir Godfrey Morgan was both decent and modest in his achievements: 


‘I am sure the soldiers who fought with the Light Cavalry at Balaclava did not think themselves greater heroes than others in the Crimea who did their duty. Quite recently I read an article in a military magazine, it dealt with the question of the advance of cavalry and the arms which should be given them—the lance, the sword, and the rifle. The article commenced with the statement that it was the business of every soldier to go into action with the determination to try and kill someone. I suppose that is right in its way, but it was hardly the sentiment we went into action with. We went into action to try to defeat the enemy, but the fewer we killed the better. I have to confess that I tried to kill someone, but to this day I congratulate myself on the fact that I do not know whether I succeeded or no. In these days of long-range guns our consciences are saved a great deal, and so far as killing anyone goes I always give myself the benefit of the doubt, so that the charge of murder cannot be brought against me.’

Balaclava Dinner, Bassaleg,October 29th, 1910.



Tredegar House




The portrait shows Godfrey Charles Morgan with his favourite sky terrier 'Peeps,' so called because of the thick hair around his eyes from which he peeped out. When Peeps died, he was buried next to Sir Briggs.


As a great landowner, he took his responsibilities seriously, accepting the concept of reciprocal duties, endowing schools and hospitals and throwing himself wholeheartedly into both rural and urban activities. 


‘I have always taken great interest in those who live on my property, it does not matter whether on agricultural land or in the bowels of the earth. A great landowner does not rest on a bed of roses. The loss to a landowner who only owns a small agricultural property, in days of agricultural depression when tenants cannot pay their rent, generally means a few hundred pounds and the reducing of all his expenses. But when it comes …. to owning the land on which our great ironworks, great tinworks, and collieries are situated…. when those interests are depressed, it means (the ruination of whole communities.) And it means occupying (ourselves) night and day in ascertaining how (we) can help to still carry on those great interests which have employed so many hands, and which are so necessary for the welfare of the population of the district.... '

Presentation to Lord Tredegar of Miners' Lamp and Silver Medal at Risca Eisteddfod.


'It is true that I have had more than my share of this world's goods. There is one thing that has always comforted me when this has been thrown in my teeth, and that is that it was a young man who went away sorrowfully because he had great possessions. I believe I have tried, more or less successfully, to help those in difficulties, and to give to many comfort and happiness who otherwise would have been in much distress and suffering; but I am quite sure that there is no person in this hall who would not have done exactly the same under the same circumstances. I have no doubt that I shall be able to find a place in Tredegar House for this picture. It will, I hope, be a monument in Tredegar House to help those who come after me to try and do some good in their generation with the wealth which may be at their disposal. I thank you from the very bottom of my heart for this great tribute you have paid me.'

This Speech was made in December, 1907, in acknowledgment of
 Monmouthshire's tribute to Lord Tredegar, which took the
 form of an oil painting of himself, a gold cup, an album,and £2,000, which his Lordship handed over to various
 hospitals.


One event Godfrey always looked forward to, almost to the day of his death was the Servants' Ball in Tredegar House.

'I have arrived at the age when to clasp the waist of one of the opposite sex for three hours is not considered the height of human happiness. I remember, however, with pleasure, a time in my younger days when I thought it was so, and perhaps some of those who can indulge in a valse without feeling giddy, or a polka without being "blown," think so now.'

Servants' Ball,January 14th, 1889.





'I am happy to be able truly and honestly to say that I have not a word of difference with any servant of my establishment. Each year as it rolls onward finds me stiffer in the joints, shorter in the breath, and less able than formerly to perform the double shuffle, but there are others coming on—the younger members of the family—who will be able to kick up their heels as lightly as once I was able to do. As each year rolls round, too, there are always saddening memories, but on an occasion of this sort I will make no allusions to them, ... I hope you will stick to old fashions and old ways. You may be told of new-fangled ways, and be advised to get rid of the old, but I think it will be well if you do not pay too much attention to those advisers. England is like old Tredegar House, and you will find that the customs now prevailing have been in vogue for over 500 years. You will probably be told that the best way to make people happy is to make the poor rich and the rich poor; but, in truth, the richer people are, the better able they are to help the poor.'

Servants' Ball,January 7th, 1910.

 



House now and then




Like Trollope, Godfrey was a keen and committed huntsman:

'Nothing tends to brush away the cobwebs so much as a bracing run with the hounds. Fox hunting is an admirable sport, and my neighbours shall enjoy it as long as there is a fox to be found on my estate.'

At Tredegar House, October 30th, 1884.

'I am always delighted to see any member of the Corporation at the meet of my hounds. If they came out horrid Radicals they would go back half Tories.

"One touch of nature makes the whole world kin," and there is nothing like a meet in the open country for setting things right between friends and neighbours.'

Mayor's Banquet, Newport January 15th, 1884.




'A clever satirist has said that nature made the horse and hounds and threw in the fox as a connecting link. In my opinion, fox-hounds and hunting are the connecting links between the landlord and the tenant farmer.

I have made many pleasant acquaintances lately in my hunting expeditions, and I hope we shall always remain on the most amicable terms.'


Alas, like many in Trollope’s world he was succeeded by less worthy men, particular Lord Evan Morgan, pederast and satanist—who you can read about in the Gift Trilogy

 







Friday, 22 August 2025

Man of Secrets


In 1606 Nicholas Owen, a short carpenter with a limp after falling off a horse, was sent to the Tower of London, where he was tortured by being hung from chains with heavy weights attached to his feet. The weights proved too much for an untreated hernia and a section of his gut burst forth. 

This proved a bit of a quandary for it was against English Common Law to torture one with a medical condition. The quandary didn’t last long. A metal plate was constructed and attached firmly to his stomach. Duly ‘cured’, Nicholas Owen was then placed on the Rack for an even more vigorous stretch. This proved more than his stomach could bear. It burst, his guts lacerated by the metal plate, and Nicholas Owen died in agony on March 2nd, 1606.


Who was Nicholas Owen?

John Gerard wrote this of him: ‘I verily think no man can be said to have done more good of those who laboured in the English vineyard. He was the immediate occasion of saving the lives of many hundreds of persons, both ecclesiastical and secular.’ 


And why was he tortured so savagely?

Nicholas Owen, known as ‘Little John,’ had a gift for constructing hidden spaces in cellars and attics and in between walls. For over twenty years he went from one country house to another, building these cunningly disguised priest holes, many never discovered and those that were, the result of treachery. Alternatively, priests were sometimes forced out through starvation or thirst. 


When the authorities realised who they had – the man who knew exactly where the ‘priest-holes’ were, his fate was set in stone, the torture savage but entirely rational from their point of view. 

I remembered Nicholas Owen when we visited Harvington Hall. 





It is believed that Harvington Hall was built on an original bronze age site. The moat itself was quarried in 1270 and evidence suggests that a medieval H shaped hall was built on the moated island. In 1529 it was sold to a wealthy lawyer, Sir John Pakington, who was clearly quite somebody because he was allowed to wear his hat in the presence of the king—Henry VIII.


In 1578 Sir John’s great nephew, Humphrey Pakington inherited the manor and he rebuilt it in the new Elizabethan style. He and his family were devout Catholics and were thus fined £20 a month (in today’s money £1000 a month) for not going to church. He also thought it wise to hide visiting priests by building  priest-holes – seven in all—and designed for the most part by Nicholas Owen. 






Some fine examples of Elizabethan panelling.




But below are some of the priest holes created by Nicholas Owen.



Any idea where one might be here?



She knows. The narrow beam lifts up to reveal a wider space behind.




 Somewhere in this grand flight of stairs is another priest hole.




Just about here. The step lifts up to reveal a hidden place beneath.






The Elizabethan kitchen. Two priestholes here. 




Close examination of the mirror reveals a priest hole in the chimney above. But where is the other one?



This bread oven is surely too small to hide a priest. Even a small one.



But above that oven is yet another priest hole. A layer of earth provided some insulation against the heat.




The glass allows a view of another priest hole.



Lady Yate’s bed chamber.


The bedroom of  Mary Pakington, (Lady Yate)who was the eldest daughter of Humphrey Pakington. In 1659, following the death of her husband Sir John Yate of Buckland, she returned to Harvington where she stayed until her death in 1696 aged 85 or more. 

The first portrait was made when she was about  twenty. The other was painted around 1660 when she was fifty. Unfortunately for the house itself, when Mary died her granddaughter inherited Harvington Hall. She was married to Sir Robert Throckmorton of Coughton Court so what was hers became his! With no time for or need of Harvington Hall, the Throckmortons ransacked it, taking everything of value to their house Coughton Court. This included the Great Staircase. What you see in the photo above is a carefully made replica. 


There was also a toilet in the corner of the room leading down to the moat. It would have been hidden by a  tapestry to cloak draughts and smell. This wasn't taken away by the Throckmortons.




 Not a priest hole, but a nice note to end upon.

Saturday, 16 August 2025

To touch a dead king's eyeball.

The trouble with Edward III was his fecundity, with so many children there were going to be problems further down the line. The conflict between his two grandsons, Richard and Henry, was only the beginning. 

Richard II was the legitimate king but unhinged.



The Wilton Diptych is a wonderful piece of art. It also illustrates the scale of Richard's sense of grandeur. It was a travelling altar piece commissoned by Richard at the time of his marriage to the six year old Isabella of France. 
 The first picture shows Richard being presented to the Virgin and Child by the martyred king St Edmund, Edward the Confessor, and no less than John the Baptist



The panel below, shows his homage being received by the infant Christ and the angels of Heaven, all wearing the king's personal emblem of the White Hart. 



His cousin, Henry, with less right to the throne was made for the job. When the increasingly tyrannical Richard banished Henry and seized his lands it quickly became a matter of life or death – for them both. Henry however prevailed, seizing what proved to be a poisoned chalice. Worn out by his exertions, Henry died in 1413. Deeply religious and consumed by guilt, he asked to be buried next to St. Thomas Becket in Canterbury. 

But even in death, neither king was left in peace.




Henry and his queen, Joan of Navarre





Henry hadn't even been buried before rumours circulated. One in particular. En route to Canterbury a violent storm appeared from nowhere, threatening to overturn the barge carrying Henry’s coffin. Terrified, the boatmen threw the body into the Thames and the storm miraculously cleared. A judgement from God—a monk with a grudge duly noted—an empty coffin being buried at Canterbury.



The story was clearly absurd but in 1832, antiquarians with more time than sense decided to exhume the body just to make sure. 


A section of the elmwood lid was sawn to allow a small cavity. Ropes of twisted hay used as packaging were removed. Beneath that lay a lead shroud in the form of a body. Two workmen removed an oval 7 x 4 inch section of lead only to find five layers of leather wrapping.The indefatigable antiquarians persisted.


The good news: they became the first people for over 400 years to see the face of Henry IV – the lower half at least: a rich auburn beard and a full set of teeth bar one at the front—probably knocked out in battle.


The bad news: an influx of air saw immediate decay, cartilage and nose withered, sank and vanished as they watched, though the embalmed skin remained moist and brown.  Feeling cheated by not being able to see the top part of his face, one enterprising investigator wriggled his fingers in the small space remaining and ‘felt the orbits of the eyes prominent in their sockets.’





Over the years, Richard II's tomb in Westminster Abbey, fell into a gross state of repair. Five metal coats of arms had been stolen leaving behind five holes in the tomb. These remained unsealed for years, allowing  anyone to put their hands inside and have a good grope.


In the 1870’s, under the auspices of Dean Stanley, everything was taken out piece by piece, labelled and catalogued. Queen Anne had more of her bones missing than her husband’s because most of the shield holes had been where she lay. Richard was less badly damaged, though his jawbone was missing. 


In its place were random objects dropped in by visitors to the abbey or the boys of Westminster School: ‘marbles, three tobacco-pipe bowls, seventy-two copper coins, a peach stone; an iron buckle, a copper-gilt button, the bones of a bird; a small broken table-knife, the bell from a dog’s collar; parts of a leather ball.’


Only after  meticulously restoring the tomb to its former glory did Dean Stanley receive a letter from a country vicar; it concerned  a treasured heirloom passed down from father to son— King Richard II’s missing jawbone. 


Back in the 1760s, his grandfather had been one of those sixteen year old schoolboys in Westminster. A fellow pupil had poked his hand through a hole in the tomb and dug a large piece of bone out and passed it out to the schoolboy in question.  It had even been labelled ‘the jawbone of King Richard the Second taken out of his coffin by a Westminster scholar 1766’

Richard II, one suspects, would not have been amused.

 

Saturday, 9 August 2025

Should I be worried?

I recently googled Record of a Baffled Spirit to access a previous post. 





To my surprise, I discovered a whole new world: deep AI. I’ve been reading how AI is about to take over the world, at best make us all stupid, at worst terminate us one and all. I considered the options, considered I was fairly stupid anyway and clicked on the AI overview. My mind boggled. The amount of stuff it had dredged up on me—no dental records as yet—and all in semi-readable prose. 






The world and its wife now belongs to AI—largely to our benefit though others may argue. But as AI becomes ever more powerful, where will it all end? At present, it has access to our past, but why stop there? Quantum AI will no doubt predict our future as well: a boon for Insurance Companies, care homes filling vacancies with maximum efficiency, and the euthanasia business looming on the horizon. All very  gloomy for the likes of me who clicks out of idle curiosity and discovers he’s going to die next Tuesday- and no doubt being able to read a pre-written obituary 






Friday, 1 August 2025

Byland Abbey



The grand abbey entrance leading to:




In 1400, a monk of Byland Abbey chronicled how  James Tankerley, a dead priest, rose one night from his grave at the entrance of the abbey’s chapter house. The corpse then wandered into the nearby village of Cold Kirby, and there gouged out the eyes of his former mistress for reasons unexplained. The frightened monks promptly exhumed Tankerley’s body, which was thrown into Gormire Lake, a few miles away. 


It's a nice little ghost story and easy to believe when seeing the ruins of the abbey on a cold winter's night.  Not too hard to believe on wandering through the ruins on an overcast but hot summer's day. There was something about them that reminded me of Pompeii, easy to imagine ghosts lurked there still.


It began in 1177, when on the 31st  October, Cistercians arrived,  dedicating their lives to prayer and hard work. It had been a long journey, starting from the Cumbrian coast 43 years previously and involving several false starts, each time warfare and disputes forcing them to move on, until at last they settled in Byland and there built their abbey.


At the abbey’s  height in the early C13th there were 80 monks and 160 largely illiterate lay brothers who served God with their labour, while the monks sang and praised God in Latin. Monks and lay brothers were strictly segregated, the monks residing in the eastern part of the abbey, the lay brothers occupying the buildings to the west. 


Peace was shattered when Scottish soldiers sacked the abbey after defeating the army of King Edward II at the battle  of Old Byland. According to some medieval sources, King Edward who was at the abbey at the time of the battle, fled in panic when he heard of the defeat. No surprise there.


After that, little changed until 1538 when the monastery was dissolved, the 25 remaining monks were pensioned off and the great buildings left to decay.


It's very easy to wander through ruins, 







harder to work out their meaning and purpose. 



The illustration was a great help, enabling us to locate the east wing where the monks lived and the west wing where the lay brothers were quartered. If you zoom in, you can see how easy it was to locate the most important parts of the abbey.


The Chapter House


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Built in the late C12th. The Chapter House was where the monks gathered for their daily meeting. It would begin with the reading of a chapter from the Rule of St Benedict – a feature of all monastic life – and giving the building its name. Here the dead were commemorated, sins confessed, business done and distinguished guests received. It is believed that a memorial to Sir Roger de Mowbray, the founder of the abbey, was built under one of the niches in the eastern end of the building. Roger himself died on crusade in 1187, his body remaining in the Holy Land. 



The Cloister





The most important buildings of the monastery were arranged around the cloister, it’s central open square planted with fruit trees.


Byland Abbey boasted one of the largest Cistercian cloisters in England, an indication of the size of the community, which in its C13th heyday comprised as many as 240 monks and lay brothers. 

The quiet and seclusion of the cloister made it an ideal location for contemplation and was interpreted by monks as a form of earthly paradise.


On each side of the central square were covered walkways. Here, silence was strictly enforced. The north walkway was used for reading and copying manuscripts, the others  used for religious processions on Sundays and important holy days. 





What was truly amazing was that so much of the original tiling remains intact. You can almost hear the scuff and hiss of Cistercian feet. 


The Refectory and South Range.



Built in the late C12th, the refectory was where the monks dined together as a community. Meals were eaten in silence while listening to a spiritual reading from the pulpit, which would have been in a recess in the west wall. The monks sat at tables around the edges of the building and communicated using sign language.



The diet was healthy by vegetarian standards at least: hot thick soup  and vegetables like peas and beans with bread and ale. Meat was forbidden, but fish, eggs and cheese were allowed on special occasions. Food was served  through a hatch. The refectory, shown in the picture above, was on the first floor and accessed from the cloister by a short flight of stairs. Its position may have been a deliberate attempt to reflect the Upper Room in the New Testament where the Last Supper of Christ and his apostles was supposed to have been held.


And finally, all good things necessarily coming to an end, it was time to go—albeit with a further and more profound disappointment.




The pub opposite the Abbey was closed.