Friday 13 September 2019

Fire!


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But begins with this



It had to come, the conclusion to the damson carnage: the bonfire. But not content with a damson bonfire, we also set about an ivy encrusted shed storing things we’d long since forgotten—mercifully so. The roof had long since collapsed letting in ten or more years or rain and snow and whatever else had chosen to enter.

Pieces of shed in an elegant sprawl


After lamenting various ruined possessions that we’d forgotten we had, we took them to the tip and began demolishing the shed with the help of two very good friends. It was hugely cathartic, sledgehammers and jemmies, my wife, suitably masked, wielding the chainsaw.

More lolling fragments of shed

And then it was done. The bonfire looked big, too big for one gigantic blaze, so we spent the afternoon feeding a much smaller, more controlled fire on the concrete slab where the shed had stood. Yes, we let the immediate neighbours know first, and they were, mercifully, as sweet as pie about it—though there was one complaint from an unknown house some distance away. Luckily, she accosted my wife who looked suitably menacing with her chainsaw and helmet, and she wandered away having vented but not very happy. As they say in latin, Lentus, or is it Resisto?





Somewhere in there were ten baking potatoes - Tescos' finest - wrapped in foil. We never found them


But what an eye-opener when it is done! Bearing in mind the majestic, living things we’d cut down, the size of the bonfire . . . and this, this small, pathetic pile of ash!



Remind me, I never want to be cremated.



On a happier note, we plan some rambling roses on the fence, various potted perennials on what will be a clean and white slab, and a wrought iron bench that we’ll probably never use.

4 comments:

DRC said...

on no! Those poor, tesco finest baked potatoes! Oh the horror!! There's something satisfying after a day's hard work in the garden. We've yet to tackle our triffids but want to get it done before the weather turns. I do wonder, what forgotten treasures did you find in the shed?

Mike Keyton said...

Sorry for late reply, just got back from Amsterdam 😁 Stuff in shed included.a potting table, wheights, scaletrix, rusty cans of paint, demijohns, spare tiles, rusted tools and fermenting bins. Good luck with your projects 😃

Maria Zannini said...

I just finished setting our brush pile on fire. Always a satisfying event. :)

Ours was a bit bigger than yours, but we had lots of trees and bushes that needed trimming. Fortunately, we're out in the country so no one bats an eye if someone is burning. The only thing we have to worry about is if the county has a burn ban, but that's only during very dry seasons.

I'm sorry about your shed. We so often forget the things we've carefully stored.

PS Welcome back from Amsterdam.

Mike Keyton said...

Hi Maria, I hope you're well/better and have enjoyed your enforced purdah from the screen/internet. Having said that, I found the smoke from a garden fire hurt my eyes more than a screen ever has. But don't be sorry about the shed, I've just ordered some climbing roses : )

Amsterdam was part of our extended birthday celebrations for Bernadette, A big birthday. Interesting city in many ways - the food less so