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Friday, 26 January 2018

The Impulse control of a Bonobo monkey

I sense a ‘clear-out’ looming, and yes we have a great many things we don’t really need. In such instances ‘stuff’ which may once have cost a pretty penny becomes less important than space. I am hopeful though that one battle has already been won.


I have rooms full of them and the main accusation – that there are books I will never again read—misses the point entirely.

You may as well argue the case for recycling  a Dorset cliff-face for road building, and stuff the palaeontological record. Fossils? Who needs them? We have living breathing animals. Archeology? Waste of time. Why preserve long forgotten Roman mosaics when there’s a housing estate to be built?

Yes, I can appreciate a flaw in the argument. My book collection may appear small beer compared to a major palaeontological find, or an exquisite floor mosaic from 200 AD. But it is not small beer to me.
Every one of these books has a memory or story behind it – even those books I’ve barely read or skimmed.

When I was a student in Swansea, I scoured second hand book shops and built up a good ‘Everyman’ library of some pretty obscure books: The Letters of Lady Mary Montague 1709 – 1762, The letters of Oliver Cromwell, The speechs of William Pitt the Younger, Selected Speechs on Public Questions by John Bright (now that is a dull book) Holinshed’s Chronicles, The Sermons of Hugh Latimer, The Speeches of Disraeli, Ruskin – I could go on to list all fifty-two I eventually bought during my time in Swansea but I’ll spare myself and you from the misery.

Now, I have read some of the more interesting letters from Cromwell, I’ve even, to my shame and in private, read aloud one or two of William Pitt’s war time speeches. They taught me one thing; the man had fantastic breath control with his sentences in search of an ending.  I’ve sampled Hugh Latimer’s sermons, and enjoyed the robust cadance of C16th speech. But I’ve read none of those books from end to end,(other than Lady Montague’s letters – she’s a star)  and it’s likely I’ll never open their pages again. The point is those fifty-two books bring back memories of Swansea and the aspirations of an earnest student.

If I go back further in the geological record, you’re looking at my childhood and early teenage years, pulp scavenged from church bazars, and books I actually bought. No way could I get rid of my James Bond paperbacks, my Michael Moorcock, Robert E Howard, H P Lovecraft collections, or my complete set of ‘The Saint’ (yellow paperbacks) by Leslie Charteris.

With regard to the latter, I cheated. I ended my childhood with about a third of ‘The Saint’ books, but Heaven took pity on me. God is a bibliophile. Harewood House has a wonderful second hand bookshop close to the stables. They had every ‘Saint’ book, and I was in heaven. Now was I buying them with the intent of sitting down and reading them all from cover to cover? Quite obviously not.  I was buying back a fragment of childhood. I’d do the same if I ever found a complete set of Biggles!

For those lucky enough to have been born in great Northern Cities like Liverpool, you lived and breathed magnificent Victorian buildings that uplifted the spirit without you always being aware of it. You never felt obliged to explore every floor of those buildings to appreciate them as monuments. Only years later you realise how privileged you were. Much the same is true of books.  Every closed book is a world waiting to come to life. Now I am richer I can afford (and so can a generous wife) fine folio editions of the works of Anthony Trollope. I feel privileged to have them – not because I feel obliged to re-read every one of them.

Memories again.

I did my M. A. on Anthony Trollope and English Landed Society, and in the process read about thirty of his forty-seven books. Paperbacks, heavily annotated and most of them lost. In this respect my Folio editions of Trollope’s Barchester and Palliser series are monuments to a wonderful time in my life. Yes, I will re-read many of them – but I don’t have to. That is the point – other than the fact I’d need another life to read all the books I’ve acquired over the years. And have I mentioned my kindle yet – 900 books or more? What with the daily Kindle deal offering books for 99 pence and a click, the temptation is often irresistible, especially for one with the impulse control of a bonobo monkey: Edward Rutherfurd’s Sarum, London, New York, and Ruska at 99 pence each? I may never read them, but they’re there, and it gives me great comfort. I guess I’m a glorified squirrel, but at least my nuts are neatly shelved; an unfortunate image. 


Maria Zannini said...

My book hoarding was cured after we moved to this last house. 41 boxes of books--not counting the ones I stuffed into suitcases. I didn't think my back would ever work again.

Today, I limit myself severely. I buy ebooks if it's fiction, while most nonfiction is bought 2nd hand, with a few exceptions.

Last year I finally donated the bulk of my collection. I hold on to books signed by authors, who also happen to be friends, and treasure favorites like Aldus Huxley's, Brave New World.

I have a copy of Sarum, so loved it's nearly in tatters. I'm always searching for a copy in better shape because I'd like to read it again. I started reading the copy I have but the pages keep falling out.

I gave away nearly all my writer books to a couple of friends who visited me once. My library is finally manageable. There are a few books like atlases and art books that are more for coffee tables than bookshelves, but I fit them into the shelves like puzzle pieces.

Alas, I do not have any hidden booze on my shelves. :)

Book hoarding is an obsession, maybe it's a borderline mental illness, but certainly the most intelligent obsession a person can have.

Mike Keyton said...

I always say, it's the books you lose or give away you remember with regret. You must be crushed with remorse, Maria :) I am looking foward to reading Sarum but it will have to fight its way up a bloody long list. Ref booze, I'd have a bottle for every shelf if I had the money. - a fine Madeira for my Trollopes, cheap whisky for my Saint collection, rare wine for my Moorcocks, and Port for my Everyman and Folio collection - for starters at least.