The Colour Blue

 

Friends we haven’t seen for years bought us an intriguing present for our Ruby Anniversary. A superficial mind might consider a ruby red bottle might be more fitting, but who could drink gin from a red bottle? Are there any alcoholic drinks in red bottles? No, blue is the perfect colour whether Gunpowder Gin or Bombay Saphire. Green works too ie Tankeray, Gordons too if you’re on a budget.

I spent some time admiring the colour, unwilling to break into it too early. The small piece of cardboard around the neck of the bottle provided further distraction, especially when I opened and read it. 

Who was P J Rigney? And what a journey!  And all in search of botanicals. I felt vaguely transgressive. Was he another imperialist I should be ashamed of, plundering other cultures and nations for unknown and exotic plants? My imagination took me back to ‘The Great Game’ when the Russian and British empires vied with each other for influence in Central Asia. 

Men  like Colonel Charles Stoddart, British officer and diplomat active in Central Asia, and sent on a mission to the Emir of Bokhara in 1838. 

Colonel Charles Stoddart

He went with two aims: persuading the Emir to free some Russian slaves, and to sign a treaty of friendship with the British Empire. Stoddart was promptly arrested by the Emir and languished in a hot and dusty cell. In 1841 Captain Arthur Conolly arrived in Bokhara to negotiate Stoddart’s release. 

Captain Arthur Conolly

The Ark Fortress Bokhara

This was stressing the Emir out and the two men were beheaded the following year on the square in front of the Ark Fortress. Was JP Rigby cut of the same cloth—an imperialist adventurer, his obsession with botanicals his cover in the Great Game? I lived in hope, but alas no.

P J Rigney is alive and kicking, an Irish distiller who has been in the drink  industry for well over twenty years and was for a time associated with Bailey’s Irish Cream. He may not be an adventurer in the Victorian mould, but an entrepreneur he most certainly is—with an interesting taste in botanicals:

 “kaffir limes from Cambodia, Chinese lemons, and gunpowder tea from China, Orris root from he mountainous regions of Morocco, as well as juniper berries from Macedonia.”

I think it’s going to take several bottles of Drumshanbo* Gunpowder Irish Gin for me to detect the full range of his botanicals. More additions to the bucket list. 

*Gaelic for old sheds on the ridge. A town in Leitrim, Ireland. 

Campylobacter

 One of the most exciting and unsettling things about Monopoly is picking up a Chance or Community Chest Card – perhaps the only exciting or unsettling thing about Monopoly other than winning or landing on a Mayfair with a hotel on it.

A few weeks ago, instead of winning a Beauty Contest, £50, facing a medical bill, or Going to Jail, I caught a stomach infection which introduced itself two weeks before our Anniversary.

 I’m an astute cove and knew something was wrong when I went to urinate and erupted front and back.  Bit like a sympathy strike—bowels and bladder unite! One out. All out!

It was horrible, like pale, lumpy tea but less fragrant. 

The doctor requested a sample, a reasonable enough request but not so easy to oblige, a bit like bottling Krakatoa in full flow. Now all I had to do was wait. The doctor might not cure it, but she’d tell me what it was. Comforting.

The historian in me half-hoped it was dysentery, putting me at one with the medieval archer at Agincourt. There, the English army was outnumbered by two to one. The outcome was grim. Dysentery was rife and the English archer fought with his pants down, torrential diarrhoea below, a torrent of arrows darkening the sky above. As the French knights charged, the archers stoically dipped arrowheads into their poo before letting fly. A nice touch. Altruistic too; what is ours is yours.

Dysentery also entered the Corn Law debates of 1846, Sir Robert Peel fighting to allow cheap corn into Ireland to offset the effects of diseased potatoes and famine. 

There is a passion and poetry here you don’t find in modern political debate:

“Are you to hesitate in averting famine because it possibly may not come? Good God…how much diarrhoea and bloody flux and dysentery (must) a people bear before it becomes necessary for you to provide them food!” 

Robert Peel pushed through his repeal of the Corn Laws and in doing so split his party, keeping them out of power for over twenty years.

For me then, dysentery has ‘bottom,’ history, a hinterland, but I didn’t have it. Three days later the results came back. Campylobacter

It was known in late Victorian times as cholera infantum —stool specimens of dead babies being a major source of study.  It can't be denied that Campylobacter has history, but one less adventurous, poetic or dynamic than dysentery. 

Anniversary Weekend

This weekend is our ‘Fortieth Anniversary Weekend.’ I didn’t realise I was so old. My wife on the other hand enjoys eternal youth. 

In consequence it’s a weekend of celebration. No time for a blog. 

Normal service will be resumed.

Lions, Monkeys, and Old Martin

In 1609 a bear ate an unattended child. As punishment, that noble and sage king, James I, ordered that the bear should be made to fight one of the royal lions.  However, much to the king’s chagrin, neither animal showed any inclination to fight. and so the offending bear was instead baited to death by large hungry hounds. Tickets were sold and the grieving mother of the careless child was offered a cut of the profits in recompense. 

The menagerie grew larger with the addition, in 1622, of three eagles, two pumas, a tiger and a jackal. This on top of the obligatory leopards and lions. The diarist, Samuel Pepys, was very fond of one old, very tame lion called Crowley. Not every lion was so tame; lions have their ‘off days.’ In 1686 a servant of the Keeper, Mary Jenkinson, stroked one of the lion’s paws and her arm was torn off:

 ‘Suddenly he catched her by the middle of the arm with his claws and mouth and most miserably tore her Flesh from her Bone, before he could be unloosed, notwithstanding that they thrust several lighted torches at him.’ The unfortunate girl had her arm amputated and died two days later. 

The Monkey House was lampooned by the brilliant C18th cartoonist, Thomas Rowlandson. I love the ambiguity of who exactly is imitating who?

By the C18^th the Menagerie had become a major attraction, the ‘Monkey House’ in particular—until a boy was mauled by an over enthusiastic ape and, in consequence, the monkeys were put back in their cages. 

After years of decline, the Menagerie enjoyed a final but brief flare of popularity when in 1822 an able and enthusiastic zookeeper was put in charge. Alfred Cops had a mission, immediately setting upon a programme of expansion, even travelling the world himself in search of new and exotic species. Within six years 300 animals from 60 countries were housed in the Tower’s Menagerie. 

The kangaroos were a huge success, as too was Old Martin, the Tower's first Grizzly Bear donated by the Hudson Bay Company in 1811. It was a gift to George III who graciously said he would rather have been given a new tie or a pair of socks. Old Martin died in Regent's Park Zoo in 1838, presumably miffed that the king would have preferred socks. It is interesting to note though that his ghost still lingers in the Tower, along with that of Anne Boleyn, presumably appearing on different nights. 

Though Cops was both knowledgeable and kind, the animals remained housed in cramped conditions – with sometimes unfortunate results. An inquisitive secretary bird had its head torn off when it peered into a hyena’s cage. 

Other significant changes took place in the 1820s. The RSPCA, founded in 1824, highlighted some of the cruelties long taken for granted. In 1826, the Duke of Wellington, hero of Waterloo, was appointed Constable of the Tower. Being a military man, he couldn’t be doing with animals. For him, the Tower was a military operation. He was a soldier, not a zookeeper.  In 1828, 150 of the animals were rehoused in the new zoo at Regent’s Park.

A desperate Cops reduced the entry fee for his now depleted menagerie, but fate took a hand again. An escaped wolf almost devoured a child, and a monkey bit a guardsman’s leg. In 1835 King William IV closed the Royal Menagerie for good.

Now, as a reminder, a few sculptures peer menacingly at visitors, and there are the ravens of course, a far cry from the Menagerie’s golden age. 

Brutality and Glee

I think this clip embodies much in my own life. 

It also reflects similarities between us and  much of the animal kingdom, similarities  we are increasingly sensitive to as extinction threatens what we’ve belatedly learnt to value. A far cry from the C12^th with its early child-like glee in the exotic. Glee, brutality and ignorance equally mixed.

Henry 1 began with a private menagerie in his Woodstock palace. Lions, tigers, leopards and camels—quite a novelty in early C12th England. The collection increased soon afrer King John lost Normandy, acquiring by way of compensation crates of assorted wild animals. John now had an important decision—other than the Magna Carta—where to put them?

He decided upon the Tower of London, and the royal menagerie became even more firmly established by his successor Henry III.  In 1252 Henry received the gift of a ‘pale bear’ from the King of Norway which became an instant sensation, especially when the Polar bear was encouraged to fish its own food in the relatively clean Thames. Chains and ropes were employed for its keeper’s protection and also that of the crowd. In 1253, London saw its first elephant, a gift from the king of France. Where he got it from. I don’t know, maybe an unwanted Christmas gift.

Unfortunately, the poor beast died within two years and was buried in the Tower complex. Waste not want not. A year late its corpse was exhumed, its ivory used for various reliquaries in Henry’s newly rebuilt Westminster Abbey. 

Edward I rehoused the entire menagerie in what would be called the ‘Lion Tower.’ It guarded the north gate and was for a time the only way into the Tower of London; a fearsome, perhaps intimidating experience for those passing through.

In the C14^th and late C15^th the animals were used for entertainment eg the baiting of lions with large and vicious mastiffs. Henry VII, no stranger to blood himself,  was ‘deeply displeased’ on witnessing such an event and had the hounds put to death.

Not every king was so fastidious. James 1 revelled in watching animals tearing each other to pieces. In fact, he built a viewing platform the better to observe. On one occasion, the sport proved disappointing.  In 1605 he ordered a live lamb to be winched into the lions’ den. Against all expectations, the lions ‘very gently looked upon him and smelled upon him without sign of further hurt.’ The lamb was winched back without hurt but was likely eaten for dinner soon after.

To be continued.