Today was a melancholy day. Built
in 1973, Monmouth Leisure Centre—after several false alarms—has at last closed its doors to be demolished and rebuilt in two years time.
No more 5.14 a.m starts, the early
morning walk to the pool for an uncrowded swim and diving into sometimes quite
warm water at 6.47. We brave few
silently sneered at the Johnny-come-latelies, drifting in as we left.
Around 7.15 a.m I would invariably
think of my wife, warm and tucked up in bed. No sneer there, but occasional
envy—replaced very quickly by an ineffable air of superiority. I was achieving, ploughing through water with
no definable aim other than a hot shower on passing my fortieth, sometimes
forty-fifth length.
The hot shower—the definable
aim—was not without problems. Sometimes it was a very cold shower, and there
was nothing you could do about it but dance to keep warm and flee to a fierce
towel. And sometimes the drainage played up—a small grilled hole in the ground
shared between showers.
When that happened soapy water
would swirl over ankles and calves and remorselessly rise. At that point you left for fear of the
obituary—drowned in a shower.
But now all this is gone, along
with my sad, almost anal routine. All right, totally anal.
There is of course an
alternative—apart from long country walks, which unfortunately involves a long
country hill. Monmouth Boys School have
their own private pool and well equipped gym—open to all who are willing to pay
over £300 pa.
£300.
The thought makes me shrivel. A long
line of Henrys, Tobins, Parrys and Keytons scream out ‘Nooooooo!!’
£300, that’s over a pound a day, £7
a week, £28+ a month. The mind whirls in denial as siren voices edge to
persuade. I spend more than that on drink.
Yes, but I like drink.
And I don’t have to get up early to
drink
You spend as much on books.
Again. I repeat. I don’t get up at
5.15 a.m to read books, and no book has ever kept me up so late.
You have more books on your kindle
than you’ll ever have time to read.
Yes, but I’ll have more time now.
And... And. . . And
The jury remains out. In the
meantime I enjoy my lie in.
1 comment:
That does seem a bit high for the use of a pool but I guess you have to weigh in the health benefits.
I had to give up my yoga class because of the price, which was a bit higher than £300. I miss it still. Even though I stay active, it's not the same.
I guess you could drink on it and ponder. :)
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